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We go to a lot of games. Sometimes we even remember enough to write a match report.

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Christian Constantin: the madman who would be King!

Christian Constantin: the madman who would be King!

JCBT World of Football

It is all mine!

By Super User

Sion Merde Allez owner Christian Constantin has decided that he doesn't have enough power - in other words he can…

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FC Luzern 2 Young Boys 0

FC Luzern 2 Young Boys 0

Match Reports

Finally the real FCL is back!

By Super User

We were not really looking forward to this one. We had an unpleasant feeling we would get molested by a…

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PREVIEW: Frozen Tuna

PREVIEW: Frozen Tuna

JCBT World of Football

Saturday February 11th 17.45

By Super User

The wait is almost over.  The party train is back, this time heading to Tuna where at our last visit…

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FC Luzern 1 FC Zurich 1

FC Luzern 1 FC Zurich 1

Match Reports

We have a f***ing HUGE flag

By Super User

Saturday night was absolutely freezing, five degrees colder than Sion's total points this year. Our guests, FC Zurich Suedkurve had…

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We are all idiots

We are all idiots

JCBT World of Football

Oh no! They are back!

By Super User

Your favorite English language FC Luzern propaganda machine got a bit upset a while ago, most likely in November, and…

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