FC Luzern In English
Christian Constantin: the madman who would be King!
JCBT World of Football
It is all mine!
By Super User
Sion Merde Allez owner Christian Constantin has decided that he doesn't have enough power - in other words he can…
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FC Luzern 2 Young Boys 0
Match Reports
Finally the real FCL is back!
By Super User
We were not really looking forward to this one. We had an unpleasant feeling we would get molested by a…
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PREVIEW: Frozen Tuna
JCBT World of Football
Saturday February 11th 17.45
By Super User
The wait is almost over. The party train is back, this time heading to Tuna where at our last visit…
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FC Luzern 1 FC Zurich 1
Match Reports
We have a f***ing HUGE flag
By Super User
Saturday night was absolutely freezing, five degrees colder than Sion's total points this year. Our guests, FC Zurich Suedkurve had…
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We are all idiots
JCBT World of Football
Oh no! They are back!
By Super User
Your favorite English language FC Luzern propaganda machine got a bit upset a while ago, most likely in November, and…
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You stumble off the Party Train in a foreign wasteland. As always, 